What am I? Chopped liver over here? Look,it's been only 3 days since I've joined and it's seemed that not a single solitary user has yet even TRIED to comunicate with me yet. GOD! I musta posted at least a trillion times,and so far without a reply.MAN! what's a newbee gotta do for some ATTENTION around here? Someone had better reply to this post within the next 24 hours or I am absolutely going to SCEEEEEERRRRREEEEEAAAAM!

*PHEW* FINALY! Do you realise how LONG I've been waiting for someone to.....aw,never mind. Point is,I've been a Wallace and gromit fan since Lord-knows-when,and,well,stop-frame animation has always facinated me since I was "knee-high to a grasshopper" as we Americans would say. Umm...yeah,umm,that's right,I'm what you Brits'd call a "yank" waaaaaaaaaayyyy on the other side'o the big ol' pond here.Lol,although I can mimmic the Britsh accent so uncannilly well,you could never tell that I've been living in the good ol' US of A for nearly as long as I've known Wallace and Gromit,practicly all my life.Though I was British born,I lived a BIIIIIIG part of my life over here in the US. Thereby growing up with a Texan cowpoke drawl rather than the accent I would have had if I had stayed in the UK. But,I can still imitate it pretty well though.Lol

Oh- this isn't an attack on you or anything, but people will talk to you when they want to talk to you. This is a forum after all, it's free to talk to anybody you want. I have listened to americans trying to copy the British accent before. Doesn't work. There is still an american tinge to it.

Well, good day to your self.

You wouldn't say that if you heard me. Why I've been practicing and practicing.Once a British Tourist visted my little ranch near the gulf of Mexico and I tried my fake accent on him,and you know what? I almost HAD him,would you belive? Sounds wierd,I know,but belive me,stranger things HAVE happened.*lol*

Hi springwizard. I'm from across a little pond at the east of England. How are you doing? I like yorkshire accent, can you fake that too?

Well,I can fake most any accent you want me to,from anywhere in the world just about. As for a Yorkshire accent,I've never actualy heard one before,so I wouldn't know how to fake it. Though I bet I could if I heard enough of it. After all,I CAN fake most any accent.*lol*

Cool! I can fake many accents too. When I speak Dutch I can fake a lot of dialects, even Belgian accent. When I speak English I can also fake a lot of accents. It's very fun to do. Have you ever heard of the Sharpe series? The lead actor Sean Bean has Yorkshire accent, it can even be heard in Troy where he plays Odysseus or Lord of the Rings, the fellowship of the ring where he plays Boromir.

Haw,haw. Makes two of us then.Say,have you heard of the Build-a-bear workshop? There's a lot of neat stuffed critter there,including a "Brown Sugar Puppy"as they call him whom I have called Gromit. I also,have a flesh-and-blood dog called Newton. He's seven breeds in one,and my robot dogs drive him crazy. Go to www.buildabear.com to see what I'm talking about.

Yeah they do have a lot!!!
I once had a mixed breed dog, she was very sweet.
Seven breeds in one is quite unique and Newton is a cool name too!

You know what my favorite movie of all time is? Do ya,huh? It's Flushed Away! I mean,that was totaly AWESOME! Sid's big ol' belly made him look so cuddly,almost like a teddy bear. So what have you been up to lately?

Well I've mainly been looking for a new job. The rest of the time I've been creative. Only many times I got more glue and paint onto myself then on my creations.

Oh,that's neat I'm thinking of becomming a stop-frame animator myself. I've always wanted to be one since I watched Gumby on the telly as a toddler. I just wish Nick Park would do something "preschoolish" like that for "The Blue's Clues crowd" I like to call them.*lol*

I always wanted a combination of being able to be creative in work, being allowed to work in and outdoors and working with people and animals. But became am a master of law last year. Now I'm looking for a job that combines all my wishes.
Just follow your dream and become a stop-frame animator!

Omg you need to be more patient nowonder no1 has replied the amount of posts youve put on

Although,you see,there's one teeny,tiny problem. You see,I'm a late bloomer. I should have already passed college by now. I was the top of my 5th grade class,but,by the 10th my grades started dropping and now I don't know what to do. I stink at everything nowadays,espesialy math. And If I don't pass that DREADED *shivvver* GED,I'll never make to my dream carrer if animating plasticine,just like my Idol,Nick park. What advice to you have for me?

RUNAWAY!!! lol how old are you???? If u shuld have passed college they surely can't keep you back again canthey?

It's not realy polite to ask a lady about her age. And judging from your spelling,going back to school should do YOU some good. SMARTY PANTS.

Well this lady is in her early twenties. I've got an uncle who was very smart (like me), but had a wrong approach to learning things. You shouldn't ever give up! Just get help elsewhere if your school can't help you. And ignore stupid comments of some people.

have you ever heard of text lingo? And anyway i am at school and at the top of my year so there!

Catfight!!! Please keep it peacefull down here. It's a happy wallace and gromit fan forum. We all love W&G so keep that in mind.

How was I supposed to know that you were a lady.That screen-name"shaunisgr8"indicated 2 me that you were a guy. I appologisefor loosing my temper earler.

Listen,I need someone to look after some cyberpets of mine while I go on a five-week holiday to visit my grandmammy so I need you to go to webkinz.com starting next week for the next five weaks and login under the name "springwizard" and the password flowers4m2u. If you need help with what to do just click on "Webkinz guide" Listed under "Things to do"

I hope I'll be able to load it all. I use a free though legal internetprovider down here, so it has it's limitations. Have a great time at your 5 weeks visit!

this place has turned into an british/american phone line?

I'm dutch, so it's even more complicated. Can you help me feeding the cyberpets if you have the time for it? My internetconnection isn't good enough to do it.

hu loves WaG?!!!....... wait stupid question...

hi all

Hi! How are you? What cheese are you most crackers about?

wenslydale!! great cheese Gromit